

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
(via 1ugia)
you’re the only one who understands me google
(via lzbth)
(via thesoccerstuff)
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
(Source: cnnbreakingofficial, via howls-moving-nipples)
(Source: growlithes, via howls-moving-nipples)
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
(via 1ugia)
(Source: flawlessbrunette, via howls-moving-nipples)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
100% Real Slim Shady from concentrate™No preservatives, no additives. all natural
(Source: ta-ble, via thisiselliz)
(Source: flight-time, via thisiselliz)
(via r--e--v--o--l--v--e--r)
(via r--e--v--o--l--v--e--r)
(Source: s-e-x-s-h-o-p, via revolntion)
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
(via whatsacanada)